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Post by Ohpioneerwhitman on Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:42 pm

Dear Diary:

Today I was sitting under the big, spreading Chestnut tree outside my house. I was wearing my favorite hoodie in an attempt to conceal my identity, but the pimps kept trying to ride by and shoot me anyway. I felt so bad--so persecuted.



Also, Kangaroos still scare the living crap out of me; Mom says we are having Kangaroo Stew tonight; I don' know how I will deal with that.


More on that later.



-Me-

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Re: Dear Diary

Post by bornlie on Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:45 pm

that reminds me, you didn't tell me how Sandra effected you?

NO SAVE THE KANGAROOS!
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Re: Dear Diary

Post by Ohpioneerwhitman on Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:47 pm

de bloody kangas be rooing in my stew tonight! yuck!!!!

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Re: Dear Diary

Post by bornlie on Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:09 pm

Ohpioneerwhitman wrote:de bloody kangas be rooing in my stew tonight! yuck!!!!

they pooped in your stew?? EWWW Evil or Very Mad
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Re: Dear Diary

Post by Ohpioneerwhitman on Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:11 pm

You just went there, huh.

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Re: Dear Diary

Post by bornlie on Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:14 pm

Ohpioneerwhitman wrote:You just went there, huh.

oh yeah, I went there, I came back and I got a postcard. afro
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Re: Dear Diary

Post by Ohpioneerwhitman on Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:53 am

Haha. wait, what?

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Re: Dear Diary

Post by bornlie on Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:33 pm

Ya that's what i thought! You go girl!
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Re: Dear Diary

Post by Melyssa K on Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:41 pm

Wallaby!
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Re: Dear Diary

Post by bornlie on Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:43 pm

Melyssa K wrote:Wallaby!

what is a Wallaby?
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Re: Dear Diary

Post by CircusVoid on Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:40 pm

An amusement park somewhere in the Netherlands or a animal.
Often confused with a wannabe.

Haha! Good one.

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Re: Dear Diary

Post by bornlie on Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:19 pm

CircusVoid wrote:An amusement park somewhere in the Netherlands or a animal.
Often confused with a wannabe.


Oh Rocko!
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Re: Dear Diary

Post by Melyssa K on Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:20 pm

bornlie wrote:
Melyssa K wrote:Wallaby!

what is a Wallaby?
Drumbass!
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Re: Dear Diary

Post by bornlie on Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:31 pm

Melyssa K wrote:
bornlie wrote:
Melyssa K wrote:Wallaby!

what is a Wallaby?
Drumbass!

awwww so cute albino
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Re: Dear Diary

Post by Supercrotch on Wed Nov 07, 2012 7:27 pm

Watch out for drop bears.

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Re: Dear Diary

Post by bornlie on Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:49 pm

Supercrotch wrote:Watch out for drop bears.

you mean bears falling from the sky? Or bears mooning you?
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Re: Dear Diary

Post by Supercrotch on Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:09 am

I'm horny

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Re: Dear Diary

Post by bornlie on Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:10 am

Supercrotch wrote:I'm horny

go find porn lol
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Re: Dear Diary

Post by Supercrotch on Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:10 am

Why don't you share some with me?

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